tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

Hot tubbed

Backslapping and getting absorbed into the snow. It looks like you just sat down in a hot tub and feels like you broke your ass bone

Dude 1: *sends sick clïff with a flat landing*
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.

by WillyBoof March 30, 2020

Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.

Tub and tail is good etiquette

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

Tub

A $20 bill. Often used in the plural. Derives from the abolitionist Harriet Tubman, whose image will succeed Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

Flea Market Patron: How many Tubs is that antique back scratcher?
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.

I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!

by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019

bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.

Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.

by tehkgb April 2, 2019

Tub Snapper

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and snaps at the bubbles . A classic 5150, the Tub Snapper is an endangered species and should be released if caught. This person is not good for eating and as the name suggests,n they snap (at more than just their own farts).

Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is such a Tub Snapper.

by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025