Thapeworms

Thanos has thapeworms in his thanus.

Antman: "Wow, that's a lot of thapeworms!" -From Avengers: Endgame

by sloppyironman May 11, 2019

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Thoated

I was just scrolling down in Tiktok (Or Instagram) and I was looking for some funny videos but then a girl popped up saying "when I see you I uwu" and then she start d to bust down, I got Thoated.

- Surprise thot
-Not expecting the thot
-the thot scared you

I was just scrolling down on Tiktok and then I got Thoated.

I was on Tiktok and out of nowhere a girl started to bust down l, I got Thoated.

by PostPolice November 5, 2019

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Thorped

Breaking your ribs and puncturing your lung Thorping

"Fuckin hell, Gazza is Thorped"

by Shovel_n_spade_wade November 23, 2019

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Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019

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