Thanus is only the sexiest of the sexiest. He Is Thanos' lonely, horny bastard cousin. Thanus is the proud holder of the infinity dildos. He works on eating everyone's cheeks with that help of Mason the retard.
man 1: Did you see that hot Thanos clapping cheeks?
Mans 2: Nah chief that was thanus.
man 1: uncanny boast but tolerable.
Mans 2: Nah chief that was thanus.
man 1: uncanny boast but tolerable.
by thanus' hot bootyhole February 22, 2019
Get the thanusmug. Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.
by Young Sause June 2, 2018
Get the Thanusmug. Thanus is a normalfag
by Shiteatingthanushater69 March 27, 2019
Get the Thanusmug. A sexual act where the male places their soft penis inside their partner's anus, and grows a massive erection, splitting the partner's lower body in half.
Me and Haley did Thanus last night, but her parents realized it the next morning when they saw her entrails and blood stained into the sheets. I told them that she had a "bomb pussy", so they fucked me on the spot.
by nochmal11 March 22, 2019
Get the Thanusmug. by Phasmatic420 June 7, 2018
Get the Thanusmug. One of the sweetest persons you'll ever meet. Very small though like 4'7 or sth.
Exquisit fashion style like on another Level. And crazy as shit ....a fucking crackhead
Exquisit fashion style like on another Level. And crazy as shit ....a fucking crackhead
by No one will know my Name November 25, 2021
Get the Thanumug. by TechnaSlyce May 26, 2019
Get the Thanusmug.