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Thanus is only the sexiest of the sexiest. He Is Thanos' lonely, horny bastard cousin. Thanus is the proud holder of the infinity dildos. He works on eating everyone's cheeks with that help of Mason the retard.
man 1: Did you see that hot Thanos clapping cheeks?

Mans 2: Nah chief that was thanus.
man 1: uncanny boast but tolerable.
by thanus' hot bootyhole February 22, 2019
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Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.
Bob: Hey did you see how Thanos just fisted all of those guys?

Joe: I think you meant Thanus.
by Young Sause June 02, 2018
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A sexual act where the male places their soft penis inside their partner's anus, and grows a massive erection, splitting the partner's lower body in half.
Me and Haley did Thanus last night, but her parents realized it the next morning when they saw her entrails and blood stained into the sheets. I told them that she had a "bomb pussy", so they fucked me on the spot.
by nochmal11 March 22, 2019
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The act of thinking about the Marvel super villain, Thanos, whilst being penetrated in the anus.
Guy 1: Wanna have sex?
Guy 2: As long as I can Thanus! #nohomo though.
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by Phasmatic420 June 07, 2018
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What an amazing guy. This man or boy pulls all the birds and has a massive cock. Great guy to hang out with and is always pissed and angry . Everyone loves him tho.
by Wwddgr June 12, 2018
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is that fucking whole after the island flew away.
Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Thanus ;)
by Add me on fortnite- TTV Anebay October 09, 2018
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The giant ass of a baller. Generally refers to an ass with such great volume, it actually possesses its own gravitational pull. Can also be used in reference to the person who posseses said ass. Ex. Hey look at that Thanus! Has the biggest but on the team besides the fat kids!
Ali: Hot dang! check out that fine thanus! I love football players
Christine: He does not even need to tackle the other team man. All he has to do is sit, and there goes the team!
Ali: Break me off a piece of that!
by Baller08 January 10, 2009
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