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protest warrior

A member of an affiliation under the same name that seeks to expose and undermine hateful leftist rallies and ideals.
by FinalJ September 26, 2003
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Poo Warrior

The hero of the bathroom stalls. Tis not a bird, nor a plane.. it's the almighty Poo Warrior! He shall save you from the evil s-bomb (or at least clean it up for you). The Poo Warrior is a rather stingy fellow, who does not often allow one to take a wonderful west-coast-clearing dump in his urinals. He possesses the super power of being able to stop anyone from taking a dump whether you want to or not!
"Back away from that urinal, fiend! I, the almighty Poo Warrior, shall stop evildoers like you!"
by Stimar March 24, 2003
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Keyboard Warrior

It is when an angry white kid gets so work up that he has a angry mental breakdown and becomes very toxic. In other words, he is just a sore loser. These kids can be found in very popular games. The can be located in discord or other gaming social media.
I was playing around of Fortnite with this random kid that decided to play with. I asked him to go to the other team but he start swearing " BITCH WHY DON"T YOU!!!!". So I joined the other team . We play against each other, Clearly I'm better than him. He was so work up that he starts becoming toxic and starts making fun of my mom, cursing at me, and starts raging. I can hear him slamming his keyboard over the microphone. I don't want to be involve any more , some I left the chat. Then he left a message saying "YOU SUCK SHITS AND DICKS AT FORTNITE!!!!!!!!" I typed "No U". He then left the chat finally. That I know is a Keyboard Warrior.
by 1x1x1x1x1 October 22, 2019
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protest warrior

One of a group of right-thinking individuals, known collectively as Protest Warriors. These people have gotten tired of the automatic assumption by leftist reporters and anchors that 'anti-war' means 'peaceful' and is the intelligent A.N.S.W.E.R. to anything.
They show that 'pro-peace' protesters are as vicious as, and often more vicious than, those that they are protesting. As well as observably less intelligent.
That protest warrior just showed the entire world that socialism is primarily for the inherently stupid and selfish. and, he used the socialist's own words. He didn't even need to misquote Comrade's statement.
by Proud Conservative December 20, 2003
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Lozenge Warrior

Well practiced girl/guy in the art of fellatio. Not pleased with just giving a blowjob they want to make it known that they are at the peak of their particular field.
Pulled at the weekend, girl was a serious lozenge warrior. If it wasn't for the fact that my balls were down her throat i think they may have exploded.
by Daz Margetts April 16, 2008
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Keyboard warrior

A keyboard warrior is but a incredibly triggered race whom plague social media sights with long heated battles over stupid things like bagel bites, pop tarts and who wore it better. The conversations go on for as long as a month until one shouts either a racial slur or throws a few bars that the other can't recover from and the other gives up
Un gender specified individual: what doing

Fred : fighting a keyboard warrior , and he called me a nig***
by A Sad ANT September 28, 2017
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Keyboard Warriors

A keyboard warrior is a bitch/nigga who acts tough on social media behind a screen but in life they are quiet and don't wanna post up
Keyboard warriors
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀
by Okkkurrrrt November 14, 2019
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