Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.

~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”

by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022

The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.

“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”

by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

Airbud syndrome

When someone follows another person around as to feel wanted; or accepted

When airbud follows that kid aronund

Airbud syndrome example:

1"yeah I'm going to the movies tonight"
2"can I come?"
1"idk I wanted to go with only one other person"

Later tht nite @ the movies

2"what's up"
1"oh you came I'm going to mcdonalds"
2"I'm going too"


Yvon boulet

third wheel looser fagget

by Tø-Tøn February 19, 2009

Yuki Syndrome

When a character from a manga, anime, or other form of popular media breaks up with his/her lover for no apparent reason, often multiple times in a short period of time. The character with this alledged Yuki Syndrome is often of a cold and/or ass-ish personality.

Shuichi: "Hirooooo! Yuki broke up with me for the fiftieth time this week!!"
Hiro: "It's only Tuesday! He must have Yuki Syndrome."

by MHMMM MMMKAY November 20, 2009

Bown's Syndrome

Chronic lateness which happens every time the sufferer prepares to leave the house.

"I'm so sorry for being 4 hours late for your party, I have Bown's Syndrome so it's not my fault."

by And Parasols October 23, 2013

Twourette's syndrome

Repeatedly and incessantly using salty language on Twitter, either by dint of a habit that one is not aware of or doing so intentionally as a means to some end.

Constant use of the same catchphrase (i.e. 'Shit on a biscuit') or discussion of the same topic ad infinitum can also be considered sign(s) of Twourette's.

He says 'fuck' in literally every second or third tweet. He must have Twourette's syndrome.

by shit on a biscuit April 12, 2009

Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.

In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"

by kramssor April 25, 2009