sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

Cuckholm Syndrome

Cuckholm Syndrome is a condition which causes men to develop a psychological alliance with their cuckmaster as a survival strategy during cucking. These alliances result from a bond formed between cuckmaster and a cuckold during intimate time together, but they are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims.

Bryan-David developed Cuckholm Syndrome after being subjected to numerous cucking sessions against his will.

by Merriams June 13, 2019

Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)

Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome

by Bomblastix July 7, 2022

Paramorettes Syndrome

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.

Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.

by Panda Cakes December 16, 2010

Airbud syndrome

When your dog gets super athletic and has to be put down

My dog suffered from Airbud syndrome and he has to be put down. Good a baseball though

by Sniper1736 January 9, 2017

jojo syndrome

a reference to jojo's bizarre adventure; when a character is too muscular and/or physically matured for their actual age, mostly applies to male or masculine characters.

"oh dang, that kid's actually 15 in the show?? he has some serious jojo syndrome!"

by muttilation August 3, 2019