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Stoner Story

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When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".
"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH
Stoner Story by KingSqueegee420 January 3, 2011
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stoner sloth 

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An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.
Oh Stoner sloth.
stoner sloth by AvocadoSwag April 10, 2016
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Stoner love 

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Being in love and also the couple makes love with blunts before or after intercorse
Theres the stoner love kicks n it with da blunt, bein too happy and shit.
Stoner love by 3060819ach October 19, 2010
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Stoner Skip Day 

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That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.
-"Where's Jack?"

-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."
Stoner Skip Day by Bud bizzle January 7, 2011
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Stoner Twitch 

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When you're high and you feel like you're moving in short jerking motions but thinking you aren't because, well.. You're high. But in reality you really are moving like that.
Brad: Whoa brah, look at Joe over there!
Jake: Yeah man, stoner twitch.. He's baked
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Stoner's Delight 

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Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.
Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.

Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.
Stoner's Delight by James'taint June 15, 2011
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