shimple

When 1/4 to 1/2 of the dumps you take end up clogging the toilet.

I think I've gone through about four plungers since this latest bought of the shimples set in.

by Mr. Furious March 28, 2005

Stomple

Stomple is a slang term for a stomach stapling operation, which is a restrictive operation for weight control.

Oh man, Tara really needs a Stomple before the buttons on her shirt start bursting.

by B-Dot. February 23, 2009

Simple Minded

Adrián Lopez

Adrian is simple minded

by Is_FuZe April 16, 2019

Stipple

One form used to describe a form of body piercing specifically in the nipple area. Stapled nipple(s) one might say.

"Dude, She just showed me her stipple!"

"I'm feeling random. I think i want to go to the village and get some stipples."

by JayStylz October 12, 2011

Simplerockets 2

Some shitty ripoff of Kerbal Space Program

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna play Simplerockets 2?
Person 2: You play Simplerockets 2? Why am I even your friend if you stoop that low?

by NottTelljng November 22, 2021

stomple

To half stumble, half stomp, as if feeling the emotion of angriness while sleepwalking.

1. Fred watched an angry elephant stomple the flowers as he clumsily ran to safety.
2. Mae stompled after her sister, who had just put her hand in warm water.

by Maralyse Hackinetti October 27, 2006

simplex

as in the herpes simplex, a disease you gits from ho's

a large group of simple people.

that simplex, they all got the bus into town and wus so stupid they all got the herpes simplex and the crabs from the local hookers! Then they done given it to their wives! SHIT!

by Gwando November 9, 2003