A squat Thot is a female Internet personality usually on Instagram(not to be confused with insta-Thot)whose entire persona is based on being fit and in shape. She uses her ability to do squats, that form her shapely backside, which in turn gets her sponsorship, which makes her rich.
Bro: Sommer Ray is such a squat Thot, dude.
Other bro: yeah, but not as much as Jen Selter. She's a major squat Thot.
Other bro: yeah, but not as much as Jen Selter. She's a major squat Thot.
by Halal homie May 28, 2017
Get the squat thot mug.Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009
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Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.
Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"
Guy1: "who?"
Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"
Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"
Guy2: "smh"
Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"
Guy1: "huh?"
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Honcho and his goons making that fa$t ¢a$h. Hustle squad only fucks with the most real niggas in the game.
by Nerd Slayer 666 March 24, 2013
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"nah she likes brock"
"i thought brock liked claudia"
"he does. and she likes him too"
"sounds like a love square"
"nah she likes brock"
"i thought brock liked claudia"
"he does. and she likes him too"
"sounds like a love square"
by zach is lit August 23, 2017
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