Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.

"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."

by allley December 14, 2012

screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

Screenshotception

The act of taking a screenshot within a screenshot, exactly like the movie "Inception", where the characters created dreams within dreams. Most often done while facetiming as an awkward gesture.

Setting: A boy and a girl facetiming past midnight
Boy: I was just about to- ... What did you just do?
Girl: I took a screenshot of you.
Boy: Fine I see how it is. I'm going to go to bed I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Girl: Ok, good night.
-The next day-
Girl: I saw your text. How did you get a picture of me.
Boy: I zoomed in on the screenshot you sent me, and screenshoted you in the corner of the facetime thing.
Girl: Why did you screenshotception me. You're a creepy person.

by SWagner_VF December 23, 2013

screenpunk

1.A filmmaking perspective against the standard, the norms and conventions that define filmmaking. Going against the grain of what typical Hollywood and/or Indie films do.
2.Entertainment that is poignant and purposeful, and often time counter culture

I really enjoy his earlier stuff, it's very screenpunk.
I love the films that company produces, they are always screenpunk.

by R.W.Wawokzynczyk November 16, 2014

screenshnot

Dried nasal mucous (booger) on the screen of a smart phone, typically caused by people using their phones after picking their nose or wiping a runny nose.

He handed me his phone to use but -- yuck! -- it was covered with screenshnot.

by Mediarazzi December 1, 2014

screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014