spam head

A large quantity of fore head. bigger than 9cm. spam fritters spam cakes big juicy spam

pretty boy who finks he is sick n bops rand wid his hands down of pants. yo dat boys got a spam. Aka THOMAS ALAN WILLIAMS.

by lil b n jam May 13, 2005

spasmastupiflid

A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.

Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!

by Toady December 20, 2004

spamduck

Affectionate term for a blogger who posts so much, in their own and other people's blogs, they are requested to confirm their non-bot status by passing a 'human test'. Major blog sites (for example, livejournal), monitor frequency and characteristics of posts and any user that adds up enough 'points' that indicate it may be a bot creating spam, is asked to pass a visual or auditory test to confirm that they are human.

"Shehasathree is such a spamduck, she must never leave the computer."

by lelia July 15, 2004

spamdemonium

The practice of spamming a site senseless till nothing but chaos ensues...

Arcade @ Home was a scene of spamdemonium after a posting barage by Superflash drove people crazy.

by laserman September 23, 2004

spam attack

A spam attack is an electronic attack with the intention to harm a site/user. Making the medium unusable because it has been swarmed with useless or very offensive messages.

Characteristics of a spam attack are the following:

- Often, a new account has been created to do the spam attack
- When the account is banned immediatly a new account is created to continue the spam attack
- The user attempts to make the forum unreadable or unusable
- The user posts nearly the exact same message over and over again, all he does is copy and paste the same message and click the post button.
- These messages often contain offensive material like porn, rotten.com pictures, racial slurs, flames towards staff and alike. Sometimes it is just a lot of unreadable text or ALL caps messages.

by Nessaj December 15, 2007

Spam Rammer

A person who enjoys sticking their dick in a jar of spam or something spam-like. For instance Mayo

Amy was shocked to find her husband John sticking his dick in a jar of mayo like a spam rammer.

by Dr.Waffles March 20, 2010

spamatozoa

As confusing as the million sperm to one drop odds of spam mail weburfing way through a spider web

Voting: standing mail member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun. Im wondern if I shd clean up or play with my spamatozoa .

Decisions. Decisions.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010