Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*

by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010

space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

Spain

The COUNTRY Spain is the equivalent to dislike, (hate).

I spain you!
I Spain this meal.

by Asset22 May 28, 2021

spanking machine

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.

It's your birthday, you know what that means! It's time for the spanking machine.

by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009

spacement

Noun
A basement or room that is on the lowest floor of a house that would be good for the consumption of marijuana.
The room that you are in while being under the influence of marijuana.

We could just go down stairs and get high in my spacement.
or
Wow, this room is turning into a real spacement.

by Im_So_MoNeY69 March 12, 2011

Airsick Spaceman

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.

John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman

by bobmek January 24, 2018