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simeon

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.
Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
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notebooking someone

'The Notebook' is a film and it is said that when a girl or boy notebooks another person they are destened to become like the couple in the film, to live happy together for an eternity. it is said once you 'notebook' someone you you are tid to them in some way.
Ally-'Say Im A Bird'
Noha-'Your A Bird'
Ally-'Now Say your A Bird'
Noah-'If Your A Bird, I'm A Bird'
Notebooking Someone..
by i'm A Bird..<3 October 6, 2010
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float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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weirding out on someone

Weird being an "Adjective" weirding out menas "when a person acts more weird or stranger then usual and opting to leave a job he/she was suppose to do or quit something before even getting half way through without a good cause or any explainations.
Joe: I have to order take out because we have no food in the house.
Mary: But, I thought Ted was shopping this week....
Joe: yes. But he weirded out on me at the last moment.

2. weirding out on someone should be punishable!
by MerilReviver January 5, 2011
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Someone189

A really sexy person who once ruled many lands but is now an architect on a Panem Minecraft server
-Hey bro, did you see someone189’s massive abs?

-Yeah man, I bet someone189 gets all the women
by Someone189 August 29, 2022
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love someone

you only wish for their smile.
you always think about that person.
you always think about your future with them.
they make you happy most the time.
seeing them with someone else would make you sad but if they are happy you would still support it.
you are happy if they are happy.
love is like a pet, you feed your pet and take care of it but you never expect anything back.
you would never leave them no matter what.
crush: i dont love someone and i hadn't liked anyone for 2 years
my thoughts: painnn
by RealWifeHaver August 10, 2021
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How to kiss someone invisible

Dude you have no hobbies why you searchinghow to kiss someone invisible“ ?????
by Artistic fox October 1, 2018
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