soggy biscuit

A Great Past time between Collegues bored during there Tea Break. The males in the office head to the cantean where one Hobnob is placed on the Floor then fapped onto last one out loses and has to eat

Frodo lost the game of Soggy Biscuit so he had to munch a whole pack of Soggy Hob Nobs

by Sl1m_J1M November 23, 2006

soggy cheeto

def: when you fuck a chick in the ass or vagina and you cum and take it (your dick) out and rub it all over her face

example 1: man i had sex with liz last night and gave her a soggy cheeto after i fucked her in the ass.



example 2: hey baby im gonna give you a soggy cheeto after i fuck you

by uuummmyourmom April 10, 2009

Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

Soggy Hiss

An intoxicated female trying to say her name

"My nammme is Soggy Hiss"

by Crumpler September 19, 2015

Soggy Hood

when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining

I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood

by Harrjjudd96 October 10, 2015

Soggy Brown

A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

by Wisepervet May 29, 2018