Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018

shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

by mu ying October 4, 2020

Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.

To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!

by Shower stamping loginlord January 9, 2021

shower piss

A drink catholic boys drink when they become men.

Preist: drink the shower piss and be born into manhood.

by The rubb March 14, 2022

Shower stomp

The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering

Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok

by Swampedbandit April 14, 2022

Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

Bushi Shower

In combat, being covered in another persons blood. Usually refered to as being covered in the enemies blood.

Defending myself from a mugger I recieved a Bushi Shower when I used his knife against him

by San Yama Mikeo July 6, 2009