Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

sausagewear

1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms


My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...

The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

Sausage Hut

The office or workspace of an individual with sausage fingers. The sausage hut is usually filled with diplomas on the wall. This individual quite often loses paperwork due to his sausage finger defect, which makes it difficult for him to handle paperwork.

I'm going to the Sausage Hut to speak to sausage fingers about the paperwork he can't find. It probably fell out of his sausage fingers when he wasn't paying attention.

by wordword May 24, 2008

sausage to taco ratio

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.

Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.

by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010

Sausage Holster

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

by JAbstract October 8, 2011

Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011

sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.

Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011