Twat Swatter

A girl version of a cock blocker.

Somebody who will not let you get laid.

A very ignorant girl who blocks the penis from your vagina by saying things you can not bounce back from.

"Dude, Jenny is such a twat swatter. She totally ruined my game."

"Excuse me, when did you become such a Twat Swatter. I almost had him in the sack"

"Last week, Me and Carmen were at the club and i was totally throwing out my game and Carmen just skips on over and says, Hey Krystal, How are your aids? She's such a Twat Swatter"

by That'll Happen May 21, 2009

Twat-swatter

It is the girl version of the cock-blocker.

Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!

by KingUnicorn477 May 19, 2009

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

smater

To disagree; hate

Wow that guy hates everything, he's such a smater.

by George J. Hernandez December 9, 2015

Swatter

A person origining from the South Western area of Houston known as SWAT.

Look at that guy, you can definitely tell he's a swatter.

by A.C.M.K. # 23 July 13, 2009

shattered(to pull a)

to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"

aka being polish

phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it

by Nate January 12, 2004

Scattered Gravy

Another term for "Spaghetti with Meat Sauce".

Ex. Tonight, I'm making Scattered Gravy for dinner.

by Jenaphur August 27, 2005