Smotch

A smacking, sloppy, messy, noise people make when they are chewing gum or food.

Don't smotch your food!

Stop smotching your gum!

by AntisocialRecluse September 1, 2009

Yard-Snatch

The game of snatching objects from yards to decorate your own yard, home or apartment preferably miles away.

Joe: See this chinese dragon statue?
Eric: Yeah?
Joe: Total Yard-Snatch
Eric: Sick dude

by kbecker159 March 22, 2011

satchel

1: Slang for the male scrotal sac
2: A large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse
3: A type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2
4: A bag of cannabis

1: I have huge cajones in my satchel!
2: This is a stachel, not a purse, you dumbass!
3: The satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship.
4: My satchel is crotched.

by Dude Mann October 1, 2006

snatch grabber

Similar to a bannana hammock. Can be refered to as a thong or other sort of womens underwear.

I was sporting my bannana hammock so my girlfriend thought it was ok to put on her snatch grabbers.

by crunchy cucumber 09 May 23, 2009

Smotch

When two people simultaneously watching the same movie in two different locations while communicating over an instant messenger application. Often requires a count down to start the movie at the same time. Toilet breaks can be a nuisance, as well as slow buffering speeds.

Saad: Hey Sima, wanna smotch a movie tonight?

Sima: yh sure, what do you have in mind?

Saad: I was thinking Dead Poets Society

Sima: Sounds good, I'm just doing an abs work out. Is 9 o'clock a good time to start?

by Mr Brightside August 18, 2014

chicken snatch wrap

In an attempt to get laid by an abnormally hot Mcdonald's woman, a gentleman with an overwhelmingly audible approach will otherwise incorrectly ask for a "chicken snatch wrap" instead of a "chicken snack wrap". In doing so, said gentleman will probably get to nail this chick in da back of the McDicks.

Gentleman: "Hi there, I'll get a medium fries with a chicken snatch wrap"

Hot chick: "...awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeea"

by Mawrucka February 16, 2009

Snatch

Real good pussy, or if u are a trendy teen Good hook

Person 1: Mate i got the best Snatch last night
Lucas mac: OATH CUNT!!!!!

by firbankpussymagnet June 20, 2019