Socks full of rocks

A womans breasts which are saggy, and/or lumpy.
A reason for an old natural D or DD cup to have a boob job.
Saggy Tits, especially those which are large and old.

John asked, "Scott, do you think Cindy is do-able?" Scott replied, "Yeah, but those titties are saggy, like socks full of rocks, I'm afraid I might get a black eye."

by oatmeal769 December 22, 2007

Mexican Socks

A 'fancy' way of saying someone is barefoot.

Mark: "Hey, I see you're wearing your Mexican Socks!"

(Nathan looks down)

Nathan: "I'm... I'm not wearing any socks."

(Mark nods)

by lawlzwut December 8, 2014

purple socks

Code word describing the act of going into public without wearing undergarments.

So, My underwear was too tight for my dress, so I decided to purple sock it, so I wouldn't get panty lines.

by Denver McAllister April 16, 2005

big feet big socks

Big Feet Big Socks

"Big Feet Big Socks"

by Big Feet Big Socks April 6, 2017

Slock

To slock: to give a slap, with the cock

if you're not nice, i'm going to slock your face hard !

by Captain Brieuc September 16, 2010

socks sex

When your laying in bed and want to take your socks off without moving. You rub your feet against your mattress to remove your socks and it feels almost orgasmic.

"Dude after work yesterday, I went home and had some amazing socks sex before I went to sleep."

by jhnscrtch August 27, 2009

cum socks

when a guy cums into his girlfriends sock(s) and she puts them back on

dude she totally wore cum socks last night

by death their May 19, 2014