Slippery Johnny

A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.

Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!

Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.

by Greg fipher January 01, 2024

Slippery Pillar

When A male inserts into a female and it gets very slippery in there after a while

"Bro, my boyfriend gave me the slippery pillar last night"

by LeTempest November 25, 2019

Slippery Luis

The act of peeing in a women’s vagina, while thrusting and making the vagina slippery for more pleasure.

A. She doesn’t want to talk to me bro
B. I told you not to do a Slippery Luis

by Mr extra slippery August 10, 2024

Slippery burger

When you put too much sauce on a burger and spend the entire time fighting to keep to keep it together.

Person A: *covers burger in ketchup*
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..

by Itsanoun December 06, 2021

Slippery slam

The process of filling a tube sock with a collection of semen and quarters then proceeding to beat the neighborhood knaves with it.

Guys you know that kid who was being a pain in the cunt the other day. Let's slippery slam him and teach him to leave us alone.

by Angel O' Death69 April 21, 2013

Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 09, 2022

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 09, 2019