little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.
Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.
little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.
Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.
little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.
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An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
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"Oh all of the big presents are coming via drone this year from Amazon being as Timmy as become Santaspicious"
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