vanity seller

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.

An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.

by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006

Reverse sellout

A Hippy. You don't do anything to help the global capitalist machine. You slightly slow it down. But it'll evict you eventually!

Goddammit you such a bloody reverse sellout. Get a job!

by Jamberee Press May 27, 2007

Keb shell

Northern Irish for shoe

The shell of your keb

Right get your keb shells on we need to be headin

by Your da sells Avon November 8, 2018

pucka shell girls

Pucka shell girls have basic style, pucka shell necklaces, limited makeup, they were long shirts that cover their shorts.The like surfing or going to the beach. They are tan, and have really nice skin. Usually blond and have wavy hair.

*Chad sees a girl at the beach*
Chad: dude look at that girl!
Brendon: she’s definitely a Pucka shell girl.
Chad: what’s a pucka shell girl?
Brendon: Pucka shell girls are usually at the beach surfing, tan, they wear those shell necklaces, and have those long shirts that cover their Nike shorts.
Chad: oh, I love them then. ;)

by qUiRKyYGiRl696969 June 15, 2019

Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).

“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

SELL

A great salesperson, although out-of-control at the snap of the fingers.

The meeting was going great until Sell smashed the monitor to bits and pieces.

by SCOONS HAIRPIECE GONE WILD August 24, 2004

Clam Shell

When a Women Farts and it doesn't just drop out the back it rolls up the front causing lip flappage.

I farted and had a clam shell

by berthabeefdrapes March 6, 2010