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sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation
kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...
by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009
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cool for the summer

"Did you hear? Jen and Alison made out at that frat party last night, I didn't even know they were lesbians!"
"They're not, they're just cool
for the summer"

While Haley was muff deep with her roommate, she wondered if she was a lesbian or just cool for the summer.

"Hey, wanna lez out tonight?"
"Sure, I'm cool for the summer"

"I like your hat"
"YES I'M COOL FOR THE SUMMER!!!"
"Uhh..."
by Pixiety October 13, 2015
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shimmer

A floor wax. Outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. It's durable, and it's scuff-resistant.
Wife: New Shimmer is a floor wax!
by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007
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shimmer

a dessert topping. it's delicious! Perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!
Husband: No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!
by LexAveNYC December 17, 2007
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Sommer ray

by Dxddyxan July 2, 2018
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Summer Homo

A person that occasionally has sexual intercourse with the same sex but has no real intention of having a relationship. They "pass the time" until the real aka straight thing comes along.
A place you visit occasionally is a summer home. The same can be applied to sexuality. You'll never live there, but you will occasionally visit.

ex: She tried to tell me she was gay, but as it turns out she's just a summer homo.
by flaxypoo April 15, 2010
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Wet Hot American Summer

The movie that defines Jew Camp !!!

Everything is correct in every detail except i would have to say that the heroin took it a little too far...

Most characters in this movie also appeared in Office Space.
McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: Ok.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

-Wet Hot American Summer, a scene to remember
by Ereekita December 18, 2005
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