Windy Shrimp

When a female breaks wind on a males genitalia.

That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!

Windy Shrimp by Wallop, Azzadude and Wings January 10, 2011

Crackhead shrimp 

Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"

Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"

Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"

Crackhead shrimp by Don vito June 23, 2017

popcorn shrimp

when your dick is small and looks like a popcorn shrimp

The kid got drunk and passed out with his popcorn shrimp hanging out

popcorn shrimp by slicka chris July 1, 2007

the shrimp

Something that is awesome

me="I got a pile of gow for real cheap last night"
friend="thats the shrimp"
friend2="wait till you smoke some man it's the shrimp"

the shrimp by Matt(MBW) May 28, 2006

Slippery Shrimp 

To finger a girl while she is sleeping or passed out from over consumption of alcohol.

My buddy Matt gave this girl a slippery shrimp last night and she woke up half way through!!!

Slippery Shrimp by G.BItz June 19, 2010

Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries 

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.

Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.

Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011

Butthole shrimp 

a small penis inserted in the anus

DANIEL HAD SUM GREAT BUTTHOLE SHRIMP LAST NIGHT AT A PLACE CALLED TURKISH SQUIRTS

Butthole shrimp by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009