B-Shock Supreme

When in the process of macking on a girl, a small boy enters and completely steals all her attention away from you.

I just got a B-Shock Supreme from some little 5-year-old boy.

by debussy June 01, 2007

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for Vishal's glock n shock!

by Kamen Headquarters March 18, 2007

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 15, 2004

shock and awe electoral bombing

A slickly composed mass mailing method used in state and local elections assailing a grassroots candidate with hyperbolic lies funded by corporate “dark money.”

I can’t wait for the shock and awe electoral bombing to begin right before the next election!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 25, 2019

I Love You Shock

the shock you get when someone you don't love tells you they love you

"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)

by theatre_buff August 20, 2011

shocked my pants off

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

by Ka.N.To May 20, 2012

What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.

"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.

by Dupliciglot June 15, 2015