Shinesty

Bold, Brilliant, and Ball-cuddling, Boxer Briefs for the Best Bulge

Perfect Pair of underPants to Please your Pickle

Supportive, Sexy, Soft, Skivvies for your Sausage

the Ultimate, Unique, Underwear that Umblay Uncle Richard and the twins

Person 1: Wow! Those are some dope drawers, where could I get me a pair?
Person 2: Thanks, you can snag some sets over at Shinesty.com

by Comfy Cox December 29, 2021

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Shinesty

A company that values your dingles and berries more than you, and reinvented the boxer to cup your junk in a loving caress. They make other soft, delightfully offensive or classy undies and pajamas and suits and dresses too.

Why does Brent look so stoned?

He got his underwear from Shinesty. His balls are being cupped by the gods and he's on cloud nine.

by morbrickle January 3, 2022

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Shinesty

Manufacturer of the most comfortable clothes that scream you have an attention seeking disorder…in the most awesome kind of way

Shinesty’s clothes make me feel like a pimp.

by T Daddy 22 January 7, 2022

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shankshat

When you hide a homemade shank up your ass and inadvertently shit it out when it gets forgotten about, thus causing the option of loosing your only prison weapon or toilet diving for the lost tool.

"I've got shit up my arm because I shankshat and I got to do over Larry Longbrow in the showers later" or " I got a perforated bowel because I pushed it up too far and couldn't shankshit it out"

by Anz123 January 28, 2022

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