Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning December 9, 2008

shimping great tondo

Ben Theaker

Not like that, Ben, you shimping great tondo

by Ivan Campo February 12, 2004

pussy shimmy

In a strip club where the girl grinds on you facing you, takes her hand and grabs your shizzle and mashes it against her pussy. like she is wax on wax off, fucken karate kid style.

Brazil does the pussy shimmy at the vu.

by cerahas September 6, 2005

Shimmy

to achieve such an orgasmic sensation, that ones pussy quivers

Did you see that guy? He made me shimmy.

by mark099 January 11, 2008

shimmershammer

Appropriate, All purpose word, a verb adjective, noun, pronoun, nickname for anyone, meaning anything, whenever. alternative variations: shimsham(noun) Shim Sham Sharoo!(exclamation)

Hey! shimsham! go over there and push and claim.
Make sure you shimmershammer before you shimmershammer, damit shimsham.
random exclamation: Shim Sham ShaRoo!! Look at that!

by Diction Ary November 1, 2003

Shimbazzler

A blond girl about 5 foot 8 inches that attends the University of Kentucky. They are known to be extremely intelligent and are also known to be neglectful towards dogs of all sorts. Especially pitbulls in which they will attempt to singe them with lighters. Also, be aware of bourbon inhalation which could lead to extreme speed talking and face plants. Shimbazzlers should be handled with extreme caution and no one under the age of 18 should attempt to confront one. Or you will most likely be shot. Dead.

Person: Woah, look at that girl!!!

Person 2: Easy bro, shes obviously a shimbazzler...you better watch your step.

Person: What are you talking about man?

Person 2: Dude Im tellin you...she will drink your booze, burn your dog, then faceplant on yo ass nigga...

by Swedish Grundig June 27, 2009

Shimp

A girl who tries their very hardest to win over a guy.

This is also related to simp.

Did you know that Jessica is a shimp?!

by DISCToastyy March 21, 2020