A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
Get the Shit Sheet Bandit mug.A fucking PS4 legend. Also known as K or Clutch, once took an entire team in Overwatch as Genji and made them go passive. Has Brawlhalla plays that turn heads. Has a solid 70% chance of stealing yo girl just cuz he don't like yo ass. Funny, Politically incorrect and a natural born leader. Not quite fearless and can be a bitch sometimes. Stays a step up and fucks with people for fun. Charming and cunning and witty and sometimes shitty. Basically invented the phrase "The fact that this shouldn't work is why it'll work." Doing shit so random that the opponent doesn't expect it and pushes your shit into your mouth.
by ksheezy October 11, 2019
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by Gynobutter December 26, 2019
Get the Tomato Sheets mug.Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
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Get the Press sheets mug.A word used to define a high accomplishment you've achieved with your mates, usually accompanied by covering your face with your two hands doing the spider-man thing. And saying "Gang Sheet!!".
Frequently used by KSI and Behzinga
Frequently used by KSI and Behzinga
Example:
*You just Finish a race in first place*
You and your friends: Gang Sheet!! (With spiderman hands)
*You just Finish a race in first place*
You and your friends: Gang Sheet!! (With spiderman hands)
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