semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

semen rifle

The male penis.
Your dick.

Sarah and I had fun last night with my semen rifle and her vajayjay

by ThatCreepyPerson April 23, 2014

buffalo semen

Ed dye is a buffalo semen

'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'

by Jesusballs May 27, 2014

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semen collector

A semen collector is someone who spunks on a piece of clothing instead of using a tissue or condom to clean up. This are usually young people who can't hold it in

"Agit is such a semen collector no wonder why he has white stuff coming from his pants

by Justhereforjokes September 19, 2016

semen sight

When a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl's eye

Girl-you got cum in my eye
Guy-haha bitch now you got semen sight 😹😹

by BitchDontTalkToMe December 1, 2015

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018