Hoodie Side Selfie

n. A picture taken of one's self looking to the side with the hood of their hoodie in the upright position. Known to symbolize being awesome or amazing at what you do or generally better than everyone.

Paul: Did you see Wolfgang's new profile pic?
Clarence: Yeah, a hoodie side selfie. He must be a badass.
<Wolfgang walks by in hoodie, ignoring both of them because he's a badass>

by Uurik February 13, 2015

Selig

The l33t of all l33t. Selig is l33t kr3w, as well as the milf hunter. Chance is he has hunted your mom, because he is just that l33t.

"Selig was in the mood for some milf and cookies, he hunted Trish."

by Milf Hunter September 29, 2004

selfie stick

An extendable stick you can put your phone on so you can take a selfie from farther away

Let me use my selfie stick to make sure we're all in this picture!

by thatgirllauren September 11, 2014

selfie-bombing

When a drunk person in a bar asks you to take a photo of them, using there phone, and you instead take a selfie. You must take the selfie, and then a photo of the person or group, because they will look when you return their phone. That way, they will see the photo they want, and move on. Then, however long it teas them to realize it, one day they will say: "who the fuck is that?....."

"That guy wanted me to take his pic with those two girls, but I selfie-bombed him instead. I've become a selfie-bombing connoisseur."

by CodyParanoid June 8, 2014

selfishness

a man's seman, which contains all the elements of the man that produces the seman, liquid self.

my selfishness got all in that chicks hair

by cancerhand March 31, 2011

Selfie

A photo of a person taken by that same person. Usually of no importance, and to the annoyment of those who see it. Person is usually under age of 25, female, and has weird infatuation with emulating ducks. Also known as "selfish me"

Girl: post to Facebook #drivingselfie
FB Friends: Again?!

Seriously?

That's it. Unfriend.

Is she part duck?

by brokecollegegirl November 4, 2013

Selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.

I can't believe Dave took a selfie whilst climbing up Avon gorge!!...

He must be Selfiecidal!

by the one and only Jx April 25, 2014