A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.
Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
by Kingoftheozone69 January 11, 2012
by Lazy Seal May 13, 2018
when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 09, 2014
A term used to refer to itching one’s nutsack. It is oftentimes done intentionally to gross someone out.
by Extreme Cube101 May 19, 2024
The Scratch cat is the mascot of Scratch. He can,well change stuff -_-
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is
person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is
person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021
having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018
A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer March 27, 2018