electric scooter buffalo

A 400 lb lard ass too fat and lazy to walk that can be seen using the scooters at Walmart.

At Walmart, you can see an electric scooter buffalo in its natural habitat.

by Cicero of Brownbackistan February 12, 2015

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Tootie scootie

Cute slang for the female genitalia.

I’m going to the spa today to get my tootie scootie waxed.

by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018

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lime scoot

A collective term used when a group of lads congregate together in public. Typically they have quite savage personalities.

Yo, check out dem lime scoots over there!!

by Savage Salty Boi November 13, 2018

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A mold usually made with a sand base, where someone takes their (usually flaccid) penis, and plows through it, leaving behind a dick imprint. These molds are usually sold as something else, such as a fossil.

I can't believe Kendall bought a dick scoot for 20 dollars!

by Mr.SidVicious November 26, 2018

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Jim Schutze

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.

“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”

by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

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