Yuki Syndrome

When a character from a manga, anime, or other form of popular media breaks up with his/her lover for no apparent reason, often multiple times in a short period of time. The character with this alledged Yuki Syndrome is often of a cold and/or ass-ish personality.

Shuichi: "Hirooooo! Yuki broke up with me for the fiftieth time this week!!"
Hiro: "It's only Tuesday! He must have Yuki Syndrome."

by MHMMM MMMKAY November 20, 2009

Jask Syndrome

A rare form of brain disease, which 1 in 100 retards will get in their lifetime, where their brain takes the form of a retardagon, thus creating stupidity and lack of logic and common sense in the mind. Most people with this syndrome were dropped on their head as a baby.

" oh my god have you heard that tacus got tested positive jask syndrome?" "I know, I would be devastated if I got jask syndrome too."

by jaskuss June 20, 2020

oompaloompa syndrome

a short, fat, man that looks, talks, walks, and sounds like a like a oompaloompa

for example Ian has oompaloompa syndrome.

by nikkiej94 January 10, 2008

Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.

In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"

by kramssor April 25, 2009

youtuber's syndrome

when a person feels the need to speak to an imaginary audience even if they know no one there. not to be confused with talking to voices, because the person knows no one there

person 1: why do they just talk to the air as they walk away from the conversation
person 2: oh they have youtuber's syndrome

by exodus. c. August 30, 2022

Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.

~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”

by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022

Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.

John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.

by johnneboy May 13, 2010