Stoned

the state of having Rocked the Ganj

Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign

by The Western Wind February 21, 2003

stone temple pilots

one of the best rock bands to ever walk the earth. it's a tossup between them and nirvana.

stp rocks

by jay August 1, 2003

Stone Face

A facial expression that is used in conjunction with complete silence to express discontent or disappointment with a person or a statement made. Often a pointing motion directed toward the face with the index finger is used.

I tried to tell Michael my new joke, but he gave me a Stone Face!

by Dough Snatcher February 24, 2009

stoned

N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

by mells February 15, 2005

Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans

a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.

Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?

Me: What the hell, why?

Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.

Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.

by TrollingSINCE1995 April 21, 2013

stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

by babanash June 27, 2006

stonehead

A mix between a stoner and a pothead. A stonehead is a rare breed that is resulted from being a stoner with many pothead friends. A stonehead is usually aware of the name of what they smoke but not of what it is.

Julie can be such a stonehead sometimes. She's so unware of how good her stash is.

by divinedecadency July 28, 2007