seal flippers

Big, flappy, oh my god, SEE Meat Curtains. The pussy lips that hang all over the place.

Her big ass seal flippers kept knockin' my pork sword off the mark.

by Rhondelle May 14, 2003

sealfart

Queef, vaginal fart. Wind gently sifting through the vaginal curtains.

Your mom let out a huge sealfart and the whole car smelled like rotten fish. Yes, this excited the dog.

by Joey the guru of love February 12, 2007

shealing

The act of shopping without the use of money. Coined by Mr. Dibbs.

"Mr. Dibbs went shealing records from the store the other day."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Seal Hunter

Getting a female to masterbate then clubbing her in the back of the head with a heavy object

"Did you hear about Josh and his gf last night?"
Yeah, I heard he gave her a Seal Hunter and knocked her out cold for 2 hours

by pumpkintaco2 October 31, 2009

Wet Seal

When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.

The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.

Oh man. Did you see that epic wet seal Job pulled last night?

by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014

Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

Slippery Seal

Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD

Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?

by dj-fiddler McFlux November 16, 2009