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Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
by The_see-er September 7, 2021
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Slippery Sleeve Slap

After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap
"Yo, I slippery sleeve slapped Derek last night and it went everywhere"
by Krillbait March 28, 2021
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slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
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Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020
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Slippery Rabbit Hole

The name of a Alice/Morpheus themed “strip club” on an industrial estate in the outskirts of a low-level town.
Had waaaay to many beers last night and ended up in the Slippery Rabbit Hole getting a lap dance from a stripper with a huge Adam’s Apple called aMANda!
by GoodinBed October 21, 2019
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Slippery Greg

The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide
Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp
by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024
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slippery pickle

when one sticks their dick in an ass filled with runny shit.
slippery pickle defined

person 1: have you tried the slipper pickle bro?
person 2: yeah, my dicks still sour!
by Da Big Mon January 25, 2023
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