Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 7, 2021

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018

Slippery burger

When you put too much sauce on a burger and spend the entire time fighting to keep to keep it together.

Person A: *covers burger in ketchup*
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..

by Itsanoun December 6, 2021

slippery pickle

when one sticks their dick in an ass filled with runny shit.

slippery pickle defined

person 1: have you tried the slipper pickle bro?
person 2: yeah, my dicks still sour!

by Da Big Mon January 25, 2023

Slippery Greg

The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide

Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Slippery handcuff challenge

When 2 people nut on each others hands and then hold hands together.

First person to slip loses

"Hey bro!""lets do the Slippery handcuff challenge!" *Nut, nut, nut*

by Frostedv46 April 26, 2024

Slippery Brick

Approaching someone from behind, grabbing & pulling your cock up so the balls elevate with it, then straddling & dragging your dank ballsack across someone's shoulder.

Richard pissed me off, so I gave him a slippery brick

by Kommissar August 24, 2021