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Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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Rusty Pipe

The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.
She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.
by Heath February 1, 2006
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rusty trombone

When a girl or gay male is eating out a guy's asshole while giving him a hand job from the back.This resembles the act of playing a trombone with a rusty mouth piece.
"Yo that dirty hoe gave me a rusty trombone last night."
"You ever give a rusty trombone before?"
by ballin905 April 25, 2006
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Rusty Special

A secret red alcoholic concoction, infamous for getting one drunk off one's ass, mixed by none other than Bartender Rusty at Omaha's best gay dance club, The Max.
"What section is Rusty working tonight?"
"She's upstairs! Let's order a round of Rusty Specials and get CRUNK!"
by xemcats January 12, 2008
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Rusty Venture

When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.

A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.

-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.
I don't want a Rusty Venture, but i'll let you give me an Action Johnny.
by atomicsushi November 24, 2010
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rusty trombone

When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.
Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.

My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.

Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.

Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Martha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Martha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.
by superpooper June 16, 2008
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rusty fork

A horrible act in which when u pull your Dick out of your partners ass and there is shit all over your Dick.
What you do last night?
I was fucking this chick and she gave me a rusty fork.
by kstan3 July 26, 2010
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