Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
Me: No
Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.
Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.
Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.
Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.
Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009
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Get the dirty robert mug.An amazing, talented, gorgeous British actor who is probably best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but is likely to become even more well-known since he is set to play Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel, Twilight.
by Twilighter February 23, 2008
Get the Robert Pattinson mug.1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 6, 2009
Get the robert mug.I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been like watching Emma Peel, Bruce Lee, and a particularly vicious tornado, all rolled into one with a generous helping of a mongoose killing a king cobra. Those suckers had no idea...
by unit5145 December 6, 2006
Get the Robert Gates mug.1) Verb: To Robert Deniro is to ruin your badass reputation by choosing to do soft or silly things, perhaps (but not necessarily) to make money. To sell out.
Origin: Robert Deniro was once a badass and respectable actor, showcasing his skills in films like "Raging Bull" and "The Godfather Part II". He then decided to do stupid comedies like "Meet the Parents" and it all went downhill from there, culminating in his latest embarrassment "Dirty Grandpa".
2. Noun: A Robert Deniro is someone who used to be a badass that everyone admired but, through bad choices, has become a lameass disappointment.
Origin: Robert Deniro was once a badass and respectable actor, showcasing his skills in films like "Raging Bull" and "The Godfather Part II". He then decided to do stupid comedies like "Meet the Parents" and it all went downhill from there, culminating in his latest embarrassment "Dirty Grandpa".
2. Noun: A Robert Deniro is someone who used to be a badass that everyone admired but, through bad choices, has become a lameass disappointment.
1. Verb: Al Pacino has begun to Robert Deniro his career with films like "Jack and Jill"
2. Noun: I knew that Senator Elizabeth Warren had become a Robert Deniro when she refused to endorse fellow progressive Senator Bernie Sanders for President. When she finally endorses corporate neocon Hillary Clinton, I'll know that her transformation is complete. What a shame.
2. Noun: I knew that Senator Elizabeth Warren had become a Robert Deniro when she refused to endorse fellow progressive Senator Bernie Sanders for President. When she finally endorses corporate neocon Hillary Clinton, I'll know that her transformation is complete. What a shame.
by BigOwlLittleCat June 9, 2016
Get the Robert Deniro mug.Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.
“Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"
by banned85 January 21, 2011
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