open faced roast beef 

Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.

When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.

open faced roast beef by BT Cruiser November 17, 2007

spit-roast 

two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.

Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"

spit-roast by Pete Dick March 5, 2008

Spit-Roast Deluxe 

To Spit-Roast Deluxe a guy, one dude fucks him in the mouth, another fucks him in the ass, and yet another sucks his dick until they all have cumgasms.

A bunch of my soccer team-mates gave me a Spit-Roast Deluxe Today because they said I lost the game!

Spit-Roast Deluxe by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

nuclear roast beef 

noun
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.

I could not put my dick near her nuclear roast beef because I didn't want AIDS.

nuclear roast beef by JACK GARRRRRR October 28, 2013

Pig Roast 

When three people have sexual intercourse usually between two guys and a girl in which one guy is behind the girl penetrating her from behind and holding up her legs and the other guy is in front penetrating her mouth and holding the girl by Her arms. The girl then resembles a pig being roasted on a spit. This can also be done with a guy in the middle as the 'pig' or with girls on the sides with strap-ons as the 'spit'

Hey dude this girl wants to have a pig roast but I need another guy to be the other half of the spit. Do you mind?

Pig Roast by JGatz21 July 25, 2015

Host Roast 

When you're hosting a party or event and you are stressed out

"Oh my god I don't think I bought enough serviettes Jenny is gonna think I'm incompetent"
"Dude chill you just got Host Roast"

Host Roast by Bobby Kill August 4, 2017

Nut Roast 

The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!

That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!

Nut Roast by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011