retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.

You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.

by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

fat retard

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries

Michael moore is a Fat retard

by dcs February 12, 2005

Retarded Donkey

Someone who is extremely well endowed

That guys is hung like a retarded donkey.

by corpuscle April 28, 2008

Computer Retarded

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.

Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded

by Zaccster December 27, 2011

your retarded

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.

Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.

by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009

social retard

A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.

It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.

by sheallee March 23, 2009

Retard

A retarded person or "Retard" is someone that has been exposed to idiotidis.

The Retard: Hey, how are you?
Jeff: I'm good
The Retard: Don't you like Sonic and Shadow
Jeff: Yeah there pretty cool
The Retard: Man I wish hedgehogs were real.

by GrahamCrackers123 January 29, 2017