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Rover Range 

Often stated as a "Range Rover" a Rover Range is a Range Rover on dubs and in a music video. Rover Ranges HAVE to have loud speakers such as MTX Jackhammers and have to be on bigass rims. Not big ass, but bigass.
"Switchin' lanta lanes mayne in my Rover Range mayne" - Mike Jones
Rover Range by Qol Guy March 7, 2009

Iron Range Shocker 

A sexual act resulting in the electric shock and possible electocution caused by any combination of the following: malfunctioning electrical supply, punctured waterbed or drunk chicks from northern Minnesota's Iron Range.
I got an "Iron Range Shocker" when I turned on the lights to watch Linda's blow me on the leaky waterbed.

Heading Down to the Firing Range

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

Power Rangers 

A powerful and influential religion lasting from 1993 to 1996. Since then on, copycat cults have immitated the initial ideas, albeit with much smaller influence on mass media and with significantly less followers. Their powers of persuasion are limited compared with the founding religion, meaning they have to change their identities every year since it's demise.
One of the key sprititual guidelines of Power Rangers, delivered by the Prophets Rocky de Santos and Adam Park.

Rocky: Double whammy?
Adam: You're on!
Power Rangers by Mosepipe December 15, 2008

Range Rover 

A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.
"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."
Range Rover by henryfromny June 20, 2021

free-range cougar 

A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").
"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."
free-range cougar by JT Amish August 2, 2009