Rug Burn

When someone has Chlamydia, and has a hairy downstairs.

I have such rug burn right now.

by Zipwubadub June 30, 2016

rug rash

(a) Friction burn from sliding or rubbing against an abrasive material, particularly carpet or rug.

A similar term, 'road rash', is used for similar burns stemming from sliding against asphalt, eg. crashing a motorcycle or falling off a bike at speed.

Despite the soft carpet dampening Johnny's fall, he still got some nasty rug rash from that fall.

by Ldub0775 September 29, 2023

mug rug

Rug for your mug; beard.

Did you see his beard? He has one sick mug rug.

by Gang/star/kitty November 12, 2014

rug-bee

Me and this super and sex woman the most perfect ass are going fuck so hard we both get rug burn and stretch marks on her mouth from sucking my huge cock

Me and ol’ girl went 2 60 min rounds of rug-bee

by Wtfisgoinhere November 12, 2022

bug in the rug

itchy vagina from phthirius pubis

Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!

by echoten February 21, 2009

bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers

Fuuuuck iv got burnouts on the bum rug

by Gapezy June 27, 2017

Cuck-rugged

When your wife is cucking you on your living room rug, and you pull the rug from under them.

SWIM: "Hey aren't you the simp that got cucked?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"

SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"

by Definitely Not Wolf September 20, 2020