Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026

ring ding

A coordinated act in which two adults urinate simultaneously into the same toilet, with one participant seated and the other standing, the latter positioning themselves to direct urine through the space between the seated participant’s legs.

Due to poor planning and limited facilities, the situation briefly devolved into a ring ding.

by tintwisted January 16, 2026

Saturn Ring

Is a scared tissue area on the shaft. Caused from masterbating a lot.

I have a Saturn ring now.

by Trijata February 15, 2019

Promise Ring

A promise ring is a sign of commitment between two people. Often, it is the first token of a serious relationship that is just developing, but exchanging promise rings can equally be a symbol of a joint commitment which is not related to love. A promise ring can mean many things: I promise to always love you.

''I want to marry you in the future, and I want to show you how serious I am about you. I give you this promise ring as a symbol of that''.

by ohsnapitziris September 18, 2018

purple ring

A purple circle represents a 100% account allocation of Gamestop Corp. stock with the transfer agent Computershare. This also represents the grassroots direct registration (DRS) movement of activist investors.

"Why am I seeing purple rings photoshopped into meme's?" "Oh, that's the Computershare DRS for Gamestop stock. They're activist investors that are changing the finance world forever."

by leavemeanon December 10, 2021

white ring on left middle finger

A symbolism for people of the aromantic community, an aromantic means someone who experience little or no romantic attraction.

She wears a white ring on left middle finger! She must be aro.

by Gikochinai razuberi December 8, 2019

Hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Kanye West's latest hit. With this song, he has been sweeping the charts. He was seen bopping on stage whilst reciting "hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding".

A: Yo you see Kanye West perform “hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding"?
B: Yooooo homie, Bts has been real quiet after this dropped.

by frggerz October 23, 2020