Cafeteria Religion 

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

Cafeteria Religion by motel November 11, 2013

No religion 

When something is messy, over-the-top, crazy, doing the most.. a step above "no-chill"

Girl 1: her hair has no religion
Girl 2: Yeah it's frizzy as hell

No religion by FaxNoPrinter April 19, 2017

Young Bull Religion 

A religion spread by the Prophet "True B."

This religion is that belief of one God, that one god is yourself. This religion does not believe in another God besides yourself. In other words, you the person is God.

Young Bull Religion is a religion of True B.

Young Bull Religion by Young Bull B. December 1, 2016

The Religion Nazi 

One who forces their religion down another's throat in an effort to 'educate the ignorant/unenlightened'. These people are well known for every wrong to ever fall upon mankind, as well as the birth of the atheist and the agnostic.

News flash, guys; God gave us the Bible to TEACH, not to BELABOUR! If they want to be Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Buddist/whatever, they'll do whatever they can to convert, If they don't, don't force them; you'll just make more atheists.

The Religion Nazi by Shawn B. November 2, 2003

Ur religion poop like a pigeon 

The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined

Jake: ... ur brother a mother

You: ur religion poop like a pigeon

*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*

Ur religion poop like a pigeon by LordTheMemeMaster April 3, 2018

False religion

1 A really ironic thing to say when describing any religion.

1 Some guy: "Thats a false religion you twat" Other guy: "You realise that all religions are probably made up so what is a false religion?"

False religion by Underpants gnome 4 June 24, 2010

freedom of religion 

freedom of religion:
MEans one has the power to choose to be whatever religion they wish to be, wether it be Christian, Jew, or drudic Vampirism. Even no religion is included. Freedom of religion also means freedom from presecution, including slander, physical and emotional attack, and discrimination.

Exersicer of freedom of religion: I am a catholic and proud of it, and nocbody in the world can tell me otherwise!
Thumper of freedom of religion: Your honor, my client has the right to sue the jail for not providing him with his religious daily goblet of blood! Drudic Vampires need blood!
Abuser of FOR: I'm an angry, untypical but loud aethiest and any happy christian I see posting on this stie I will tear down with an axe.
Accepter of FOR: I am an aethiest who is perfectly happy with my lifestyle and will not attack others for believing in moral values.
Beater of FOR:I'm a Jeberzian Fitness, so I'm required to bring a gun to school lest I want Satan to capture my soul. If the principal has anyhting to say otherwise with this then I'll sue his white *** for discrimination.

freedom of religion by Trex August 8, 2004