Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

Boo Boo Queef

Something thats pretty bad, used in the same way as "bad" or "sucks".

Remblob: I lost a bet with my friend.
Cooper: Wow, that's pretty boo boo queef.

by Coopertonium July 31, 2021

queef inhaler

After sex occurs and therefore possibly a queef would slip out, a sexual act would happen in which the man (or woman) would wait with his lips around the lady's vagina and wait for a queef to happen so he can literally inhale it, and swallow the fumes.

"That dude's a freak, hes a queef inhaler"

by Maxyboi July 3, 2006

queefer

The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart

the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

Chupa me la queffqua

When a girl queffs and tells you to still eat her out

Lily: Hi Aaron
Aaron: Hey Lily

Lily: are we going to do it tonight
Aaron: hell yeah
Then it becomes night time
Aaron: Lily let me eat your beautiful pussy
Lily: first let me queffqua
Aaron: hell no I'm not going to eat your pussy after you queff
Lily: please chupa me la queffqua

by I'm going to rape you August 8, 2015

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011