The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
by remt July 4, 2007
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Get the roast queef mug.1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.
Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
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My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!
My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!
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Get the cock queef mug.Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.
2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.
3. Momentary distance from gratification.
2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.
3. Momentary distance from gratification.
Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.
Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.
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Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
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