Vagina Pants Monster Man

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster

Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!

by Bigboi7777 May 17, 2011

Cream your pants

When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.

Can also be changed to Cream my pants.

Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

by Peacesack May 24, 2006

creaming in my pants.

"Creaming in my pants" is a term from the 1900s. It means that something is arousing you. Literally, that you are "creaming in your pants."

Keifer Sutherland had me "creaming in my pants."

by creaming March 24, 2010

Fruity Pants

Any male, gay or straight, who acts effeminate; a flamer or fairy. Anyone with a faux hawk.

Check out Brian's hair today, he's quite the fruity pants.

by Rusty Shackles July 28, 2010

pants shitting bass drop

a bass drop in a song, usually from the dubstep genre, that causes all in attendance to shit their pants.

bro #1: were you at that concert last night?! I heard there was a pants shitting bass drop
bro #2: yeah man! Borgore dropped the beat so hard that I shit myself multiple times!

by animaux January 2, 2012

not pants

Leggings worn as pants. Usually by sorority girls paired with v-necks and patagonias. Leggings SHOULD NOT BE WORN AS PANTS.

"Look at Becky, she's wearing some not pants today."
"Ohhh that girl be wearing some not pants, you can see her whole gd ass"

by r34lb1+ch February 17, 2010

my other pants

The mysterious and largely mythical pair of pants that seems to always have your cash and personal affects.

Guy 1: Hey you got this bill?
Guy 2: Oh dang it, I left all my cash in my other pants!

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow your cell to call my mom?
Guy 2: Crap! I left my phone in my other pants!

by pseudonym man5 July 24, 2010