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Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.
Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.
by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017
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Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.
by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018
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puppet’s head

Noun. A basketball that gets lodged between the backboard and rim.
“Dad, where’s the ladder? The basketball is stuck. Jeff just took a terrible shot and now it’s a puppet’s head.”
by BigBlue92 November 16, 2017
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up it puppet

A term used when asking someone to return something borrowed or stollen.
Jon took my seat so I said up it puppet to make him get up so I could sit down
by Scooby-do November 20, 2017
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REMASTER OF PUPPETS

The re-master edition of Master Of Puppets Metallica's most known album.
-Hey dude have you listened to the REMASTER OF PUPPETS?
-What's is this?
by zougas December 5, 2017
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Sock puppet

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet
by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017
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Bread and Puppet

A sociological experiment in theater and social activism fueled in part by total debauchery .

Developed in the 60's and continuing to date in the blink of a Vermont town of Glover, where logs and maple syrup are produced . Used to take over with thousands of live human and puppet heads parading from the centre of Glover town up down to the theater stopping significant traffic of the local working class loggers, farmers, barn builders, etc. This thriving but yet somewhat polarized financial economy is enhanced by sky rocketing sales in booze, food, camping gear, and diapers and perhaps the black market as well. That was then and still tourists as well as interns come to this day. However, the theater delivers a view of the political spectrum as it is to date, as well as kiln made bread with home-grown rye and farm fresh vegetables raised behind the theater barn by local young and old timers and foreigners as well.
A: Hey, what rhymes with Bread and Puppet?
B: Spread and Fuck et
by catrackthisandthat May 13, 2018
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