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nose your pubes

When the female (hopefully it's a female) deep throats a guy, making her nose touch the guy's pubes.
OH SHIT NUGGAH!!!11 Did that hoe really nose your pubes and gag?
by LMAONADEZ August 11, 2008
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Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!
Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.
by bauerbuilt July 7, 2004
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Pubes

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles
OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…
by Mary’s mom April 20, 2022
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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
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Pube Licker

A shell of a divorced, drunken boomer that crawls around like a spider looking for taints to lick.
Larry: Pete is starting to run around the neighbor hood on all fours.
Bob: Oh no, I think he's becoming a pube licker.
by JJ377 August 10, 2020
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Jammed Pubes

When your pubes get caught in your zipper
I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.
by BigConCon December 14, 2024
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Pube art

When you're at a party and people pass out you harvest their pubic hair and apply it to the face if they need a monobrow or Hitler or some cheek fuzz and if there's not enough pubic hair on them then you got to go harvest it from somebody else and and that's a really fun game to play when it's it's the pubes all about the pubes
Damn I had such a great time doing pube art on that b**** Amanda last night yeah cuz she has a massive amount of ass hair and I hate that c***
by Crazy Carebear April 11, 2023
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