professor schwag

An authority figure, more specifically a policeman, who is a dickhead.

Professor Schwag was such an ass. He searched my car and took my beer and apples.

by tyrone mullaxon August 27, 2007

professional foul

The accidental or purposeful act of farting in an office based environment.

I'm ashamed to say it, but I committed a professional foul while talking to Kevin. I don't think he noticed.

by SA Dale Cooper May 5, 2014

Professional Victims

This is an umbrella term used to describe the, the ones who dye their hair blue/green/pink, have a lot of pricings and get offended by everything and use phrases u are a bigot and an ableist, they also have no common sense and are "woke"

bro these Professional Victims man

by the woke lord January 20, 2023

the proscess

alternative - mass control diversification and guilt
jealousy prejudice
the courage to be themselves...
often hated
aims to make individual freedom spiritual bounds mental shackles to heal the wound of separation to question the unquestioning of the mind offers an alternative to mass control the center of the information war progressed we have progressed physically as far as we can go... next stage mental the process is you justification decentralized by conditioned guilt fear responses realize for individuals who wish to acquire sigil to the will give the mind before which is a function of the self to react and this focusing releases a tremendous energy as the concourse lowers positive flow of energy so be it the process so be it body like mindedness ageless souls striving for individual matters toward collective goals a guiltless state of self awareness the process is you the process is yours

The Proscess is freightening.

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

My Professor Is a Cunt

That one bitch, called McAvey that you fucking hate, because a response to an email is, "Your essay is good" and never response again.

Man my professor is a cunt, she never does anything properly.

by B O I March 8, 2017

medical professional

A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.

Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

Professional

Drunk.

Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011